Not a princess tale

Music by Call me Joe - Lyrics by Nat & Ari

Hey Baby, You’re so cool

And your skin is so perfect

How is it so?


Well… You know...

I get pretty in the sun, I get pretty in the rain

I get pretty in the light, and pretty in the dark.

I get pretty when I wake up

Pretty with some make up

Pretty when I'm glad, and pretty when I'm sad


I get pretty when I'm right, I get pretty when I'm wrong

Pretty when I'm weak, and pretty when I'm strong.

I get pretty when I fuck up

Pretty when I'm stuck up

Pretty when I'm sober, and pretty when I drink


But who cares?

who cares?


That I get pretty when you turn me on

And pretty when you show me off

Pretty in your big car, pretty as your doll,

Pretty as your wife, pretty as your toy

Pretty as the girl you laugh at, pretty as your baby


But who cares?

Who cares?

Who cares?

Who cares?

Who cares?


Cause noboby gives a shit, uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh uh uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh


Nobody gives a shit, uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh uh uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh

Nobody nobody nobody no!


I get lazy at the beach, I get lazy at the pool

I get lazy on my bed, and lazy on the couch

I get lazy after work, lazy after clean up

Lazy with your friends, and lazy with your beers


I get lazy when you book me up

And lazy when you take me down

Lazy when you frown, lazy when you come

Lazy in your arms, lazy with your bla bla

Lazy when I'm laid, lazy when I'm not paid


But who cares?

Who cares?


Cause noboby gives a shit, uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh uh uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh uh uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh

Nobody nobody nobody no!


Hey! I’m hungry, I’m thirsty

Where’s my pizza? Where’s my beer?

What have you been doing all day?

You lazy cow on a sofa

On a sunday afternoon!

You wann fuck?

- No

Uh, of course not

Look at you, you’re eating all day

You’re fat

You’re fat

You’re fat, fat, fat!


Cause noboby gives a shit, uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh uh uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh


Nobody gives a shit, uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh uh uh

Nobody gives a shit, uh

Nobody nobody nobody no!


Well… You know…